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Topic: Digestive System Diseases

Related:
  System    Disease  
  Digestive    Nervous System Diseases  
  Human Digestive System    Digestive system Diagrams  
  Digestive system on X ray pictures  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart,  Skin
Personality:Nervous,  Depressive,  Easily addicted
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Uses laxatives,  Has cancer
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana,  Drinking,  Belching
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

A gastroenterologist is a medical specialist who is broadly trained in internal medicine and who has also taken special training in the diagnosis and treatment of diseases involving the digestive system.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

A low cholesterol diet with high fiber foods improves your digestive system, can prevent colon cancer and heart diseases.
Post-operative symptoms of pain and stiffness can also be successfully treated, as can be chronic disorders of the digestive system, menstrual problems and stress-related diseases.
There are diseases that attack the skeletal system, the muscular system and the digestive system, so it only makes sense that there are also disorders that affect the nervous system and the result can be Chronic Pain.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

His successor Eristratos concentrated on the digestive system and the effects of nutrition, and postulated that nutrition as well as nerves and brain influenced mental diseases.
The digestive system; the process of digestion, the structure of the digestive system, diseases and conditions of the digestive system.
Nor do diseases of the major organs, the heart, the kidneys, the lungs and the digestive system show a predisposition to run in families.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Inhalation and ingestion of other radioactive gases and particulate would cause cancers and diseases in the lungs, digestive system, blood and reproductive organs.
Introduction Researchers have only recently begun to understand the many, often complex, diseases that affect the digestive system.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Digestive Diseases - Information about treatments, symptoms, and causes of digestive diseases; how your digestive system works, diagnostic tests, statistics, and a dictionary of terms.
Even though people think of them as 'yucky', they are quite unobtrusive and clean (worms have no known diseases and their digestive system actually destroys pathogens), and the job they do is incomparable to anything else.
Ginger Zingiber Officinale this herb has been known to help with the respiratory and digestive systems and with the prevention of contagious diseases.
 
 
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