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Topic: Digestive System

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  System    Digestive  
  Information Systems    Control Systems  
  Management System    Quality System  
  Operating System    Security Systems  
  Systems Analysis    Nervous System  
  Solar System    Immune System  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Personality:Nervous
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin,  Heart
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian
Interest(s):Biology
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Undergoing therapy,  Has cancer
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana,  Belching,  Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Digestive disorders are common because our cultural lifestyle habits cause stress to our digestive systems and create an imbalance.
The Digestive System is a group of organs that work like wrecking equipment to break down the chemical components of food into tiny nutrients through the use of digestive juices.
There are chapters on the digestive, respiratory, circulatory, nervous, musculoskeletal, and urinary systems, plus sex, whelping, pediatrics, geriatrics, and chapters on cancers and medications.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The sweet and herbaceous smell of Anise is reminiscent of aniseed or licorice and it has a refreshing and stimulating action on the digestive and respiratory system when used in massage.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Liquid Chlorophyll combines a wholesome extract from alfalfa plants with spearment oil to help purify your circulatory and digestive systems.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The circulatory, pulmonary, digestive, musculoskeletal, integumentary and nervous systems are all coordinated so that the emergent result is a viable organism.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Antibiotics cause digestive disturbances and create highly resistant bacteria that cause super infections which strain your immune system and are untreatable.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Among the systems covered are the immune system, muscular system, nervous system, reproductive system, digestive system, respiratory system, cardiovascular system, circulatory systems and the integumentary system.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Consistent practice of the Tai Chi Form enhances the function of the circulatory, nervous, respiratory and digestive system, which are many of the reasons why it is so popular today.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

These activities work together to strengthen and purify the circulatory, respiratory, digestive, endocrine and nervous systems, thus releasing physical toxins and mental tension.
Infant massage enhances an infant's growth as it stimulates and helps to strengthen and regulate the digestive, respiratory and circulatory systems.
B vitamins are critical for the proper functioning of the nervous system as well as being essential to the health of the circulatory, cardiovascular, digestive and immune systems.
 
 
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