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Topic: Digital Image

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Steve Jobs, Che Guevara

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite body part(s):

Ears, Brain

Favorite possession(s):

Digital camera, Camcorder, DVD player

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today

Interest(s):

Photography, Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's, Building websites, Finding warez

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Digital images or artwork should be emailed as a GIF or JPG file.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Utilizing digital images sent as email attachments is a simple approach that can be used by nursing homes and home health agencies to triage new patients to the most appropriate wound care specialist and follow patients after their initial visit in our clinic.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Digital images give both the photographer and the client instant feedback on shot quality which allows the photographer to adjust his or her strategy to get the perfect shot.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Digital images or text may not be copied by electronic or other means without the express written permission of TAH Handcrafted Jewelry.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Digital images are indexed for future retrieval and securely stored on BlitzDoc servers, accessible only by authorized personnel.
Digital images are evaluated and manipulated on the computer for enhanced analysis and treatment planning simulation to provide you with the optimal delivery of your radiation treatment.
Digital images are easily integrated with popular desktop applications or shared via e-mail.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Images were taken with a Zeiss Axioplan fluorescence microscope equipped with software from Digital Scientific.
The digital images are then analysed on a computer and the changes in relative amounts of the organelles can be measured.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Digital images should be submitted on CD rom or 100 mb Zip Disk.
All digital images are available for download as jpeg files at 300 dpi.
These digital images are 640 X 480 resolution and are available to be downloaded for media use.

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