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Topic: Direct TV DSL

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Xbox, Apple Computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

Remote Control, PC World, TV Guide

Dream job(s):

CEO

Favorite sport(s):

Watching TV

Favorite computer game(s):

Half-Life, Halo

Favorite destination(s):

Hong Kong

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone, Downloading porn

Starsign:

Leo

Worst habit(s):

Driving too fast

Membership(s):

Boy scouts

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Because direct tv dsl service services vary, and vary state to state, we need to verify your service availability.
Because direct tv dsl services vary, and vary state to state, we need to verify your service availability.
See a copy of Direct TV DSL's press release.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

aDSL Direct TV DSL Service from DSL Service providers: Special offer - 2 months on DIRECTV Broadband!
The Internet and World Wide Web take on a whole new dimension when you access them thru dsl direct tv broadband at warp speeds.
Our direct tv dsl is dedicated to providing you information on direct tv dsl and direct tv dsl services.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The Internet and World Wide Web take on a whole new dimension when you access them thru dsl direct tv dsl service at warp speeds.
The Internet and World Wide Web take on a whole new dimension when you access them thru dsl direct tv dsl at warp speeds.
Check your direct tv dsl service speed and see if you can get dsl in your area!

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