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Topic: NHS Direct

Related:
  NH    Direct  
  Direct Mail    Direct Access  
  Direct Marketing    Direct Dial  
  Direct Line    Direct Action  
  Direct connection    Direct Deposit  
  Direct Sales    Education Direct  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Martin Luther King,  Florence Nightingale,  Florence Nightingale
People talk about their ..:Psychopathic tendancies
Personality:Suicidal
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Social worker,  Nurse,  CEO
Favorite author(s):Edgar Allan Poe
Favorite great leader(s):Tony Blair
Interest(s):Sex education
Favorite movie(s):One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job
Membership(s):Trade union,  World Vision
Favorite type of dance(s):Break dancing
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

NHS Direct is a telephone health advice line established to improve public access to information about health, illness and the NHS.
NHS Direct NHS Direct is a new 24 hour nurse led telephone advice and information service and is part of the National Health Service.
NHS Direct Online has an authorisation policy which clarifies copying and reuse arrangements for different types of organisation.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

NHS Direct Online provides a gateway to high quality and authoritative health information on the Internet.
 
 
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