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Topic: DIRECTV Receiver

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

DVD player, Stereo system, Camcorder

Currently has on their coffee table:

Remote Control, TV Guide

Favorite TV show(s):

The Craft

Favorite activity(s):

Watching Sport on TV

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite food(s):

Anything with salt, Fish and chips, Curries

Interest(s):

The weather weather's

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite sport(s):

American Football

Listens to:

AC/DC

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone, Chatting on ICQ

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Returned DIRECTV receivers will incur a $35.
They are also available in combination with DirecTV receivers.
DIRECTV receivers should be connected to a phone line.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Returned DIRECTV receivers will incur a $50 access card fee if they have been activated.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

All DIRECTV Systems and second room receivers must be activated within 30 days to avoid your credit card being charged $150.
Take your DIRECTV Receivers, remote control, and owner's manual with you to your new home.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

ANY and ALL DIRECTV and DISH Network receivers require a sales ACTIVATION commitment signed and returned to Blue Sky Satellite Online BEFORE we can ship.
DIRECTV receivers and service are sold separately.
All DIRECTV receivers include the required access card.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

HNS is also a leading manufacturer of the DIRECTV satellite television receivers, having shipped its 7 millionth system in mid 2001.
DirecTV's system gives them the ability to reprogram smart cards remotely, through the set top receivers.

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