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Topic: Joe Dirt

Related:
  Joe    Dirt  
  Dirt Track    Dirt Bike  
  GI Joe    Joe Jackson  
  Dirt Track Racing    Joe Louis  
  Dirt Cheap    Joe Clark  
  Joe Frank    Joe Strummer  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Howard Stern,  Chris Rock,  Britney Spears
Favorite Card Game(s):Bridge
Favorite TV show(s):Just Shoot Me,  Saturday Night Live
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite actor(s):Humphrey Bogart,  Angelina Jolie,  Leonardo Dicaprio
Favorite royal(s):Jane Seymour
Favorite movie(s):8 mile
Listens to:Green Day,  Blink 182,  Van Halen
Favorite quote(s):"There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher." - Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)
 
 
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Joe dolls, lighting fire crackers, and throwing dirt clods at the stuck up chicks on my block were just a few of my hobbies.
Pictured below are the elders of Glad Tidings and Joe's sister, Rena Payne, as dirt is shoveled around the newly planted Silver Maple tree.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Joe Dirt features John on drums and vocals, Jerry on guitar, Kevin Gagnepain of Stir on bass, and Mark Quinn of Impala Deluxe on lead vocals and guitar.
As is the case with the Magic Dirt - Eskimo Joe tour where the guitarist for Magic Dirt had their big toe amputated & Eskimo Joe decided to take the Alex Lloyd tour.
Spring 2001's David Spade film "Joe Dirt" features Eddie Money as Joe Dirt's rock and roll idol.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Recently, Brittany appeared in Joe Dirt with co-star David Spade.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Trader Joe's has something I wish I'd known about when we were spending $70 a bottle for Cosequin: Glucosamine and Chondroitin capsules in their pet department for dirt cheap.
Art was a big part of Pokrasoff's childhood, and his slightly twisted take on the world has its roots in what he calls his "Dennis the Menace" childhood antics; you know, burning up GI Joes and throwing dirt clods at girls.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Joe's Gulch Jeep Trail - Un-maintained dirt road (rough in places, 4 wheel drive recommended), winds into the mountains and ultimately connects with Kelly Creek Road (see next)
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

I got rid of the last of it by giving half away to my younger cousins who still "play" with their Joes, and I sold the rest dirt cheap at our pre-moving yard sale.
Joe was a very clean housekeeper, but had an exquisite art of making her cleanliness more uncomfortable and unacceptable than dirt itself.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Joe Hollywood's Star Maps and Celebrity Dirt - Joe Hollywood knows the dirty little secrets of the rich and famous -- and he doesn't mind talking.
 
 
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