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Topic: Social Security Disability

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Helen Keller

Favorite possession(s):

Wheelchair

Intelligence:

Retarded, Incompetent

Politics:

Socialist

Dream job(s):

Lawyer, Tax Collector, Bus Driver

Education:

None

Interest(s):

Law

Favorite sport(s):

Scuba diving

Favorite destination(s):

Florida

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting off welfare, Finding a job, Bankruptcy

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Membership(s):

World Vision

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

The Social Security Disability Insurance (SSDI) program is a social insurance program with benefits based on prior earnings.
Disability Insurance Benefits is one of the insurance plans available when Social Security is paid out of earnings.
The Social Security Administration pays cash benefits to people who are unable to work for a year or more because of a disability.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Social Security disability benefits consist of monthly payments and/or medicare benefits which provide compensation to those who are disabled from performing substantial gainful work of any kind.
Social Security Disability is a benefit received from the Social Security Administration by disabled workers and in some cases their dependents, similar to those received by retired workers.
Social Security Administration on most Social Security Disability Insurance (SSDI) and Supplemental Security Income (SSI) claims filed or reviewed in Kansas.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

You should file for Social Security or SSI disability benefits when you become too disabled to work and for survivors benefits when a family breadwinner dies.
SSI can be paid whether or not a person has paid enough Social Security tax to get disability insurance benefits.
Social security disability insurance is a program that workers pay for with the social security taxes that are deducted from their paycheck.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

If you are approved for any kind of Social Security disability benefit other than SSI you will get Medicare after you have been entitled to Social Security disability benefits for two years.
We are dedicated to the representation of individuals with claims for Social Security disability insurance and Supplemental Security Income (SSI) benefits.
Social Security Disability Attorney Goldberg represents individuals who seek Social Security Disability Benefits (SSDI/Title II) from the Social Security Administration.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
misty french
2005-07-25 22:28:47

hello my name is misty i applied for the disability thing when am i going to hear from you guys againto now the im exepted

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