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Topic: Prescription Drug Discount

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card, Golf clubs

Most admires:

Walt Disney

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Dream job(s):

Nurse, Mail carrier

Favorite activity(s):

Theme parks

Interest(s):

Travelling

Favorite sport(s):

Bowling

Favorite destination(s):

Florida

Favorite drink(s):

Coke

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Taking Viagra, Taking Valium

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting off welfare

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Worst habit(s):

Smoking

Favorite quote(s):

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"A penny saved is a penny earned"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Prescription drug cards offer substantial discounts to low-income Medicare enrollees who do not have drug coverage through private insurance or Medicaid.
I support prescription drug discounts for all of our seniors barely making ends meet on a fixed income.
SeniorCare offers discounts on prescription drugs on a sliding income scale.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Discount Prescription Card holders can use their individual drug card at these pharmacies for cash discounts on their prescriptions.
Discount prescription drug programs may offer savings on the cost of Rx drugs through local pharmacies.
PRESCRIPTION DRUG DISCOUNTS Pharmacy card provides walk-in discounts on prescriptions at thousands of locations nationwide!

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Prescription drug discounts will vary dependent upon the formula used by each chain when establishing both retail prices and average wholesale costs for their products.
Discounts are up to 30% off regular retail prices for most prescription drugs at participating pharmacies, including Eckerd stores.

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