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Topic: Pro Golf Discount

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Walt Disney

Favorite possession(s):

Golf clubs, Credit card

Personality:

Wacky

Favorite activity(s):

Theme parks, Shopping

Interest(s):

Travelling

Favorite sport(s):

Golf, Bowling, Skiing

Likes to wear:

Adidas, Ski gear

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Jack Nicklaus (golf)

Favorite drink(s):

Coke

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Worst habit(s):

Gambling, Buying top 40 music

Favorite quote(s):

"Air travel: Breakfast in London
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

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Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Discount Titleist Golf Balls - Super low pricing on Titleist Pro V1 golf balls, ProV1, Titleist Professional, Balata, and the rest of the Titleist golf balls line!

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Take a look at our Promotions page for the latest golf course rates and pro shop discounts.
Are you interested in recieving discounts from our pro-shop or deals on rounds of golf?

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Discount Green Fee Cards can be purchased at the golf course pro shop by the active membership.
Discounts for green fees, golf carts, pro shop, San Vicente Inn and restaurant are given to property owners.

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