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Topic: Disease

Related:
  Heart Disease    Infectious Diseases  
  Diseases and Conditions    Chronic Disease  
  Centers for Disease Control    Medical Info Disease  
  Alzheimer's disease    Coronary Heart Disease  
  Cardiovascular Disease    Parkinson's disease  
  Blood Diseases    Lung Disease  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Nervous,  Depressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart,  Skin
Interest(s):Biology
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Undergoing therapy,  Has cancer
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana,  Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Preventing infectious diseases must be a high priority in a reformed health care system and requires close cooperation between clinicians and public health professionals.
There are several diseases that are mandated by Connecticut law to be reported within certain time periods to the State of CT and to the local health department.
Vaccine preventable diseases are well controlled by our expanded program of immunization administered by our maternal and child health care program.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Adipex is very effective therapy for the obese patient that needs to lose weight to decease diseases associated with significant obesity.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Claims of diseases caused by mercury in amalgam are anecdotal, as are claims of miraculous cures achieved by removing amalgam.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Diseases of the nervous system often lead to crippling paralysis or inability to walk, to severe headaches, to blindness and to the misery of bed sores.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

His research into diseases of the spine and brain tumors has led to many innovative techniques for diagnosing and treating those disorders.
There is much evidence that excess reactive nitrogen species may be involved in the pathogenesis of many diseases through the inappropriate stimulation of apoptosis.
There are those who believe stem cell research is necessary to find cures for diseases which currently can cause the death of millions of citizens.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Mange is a general term for parasitic diseases caused by any of several microscopic mites.
His current interests are autoimmune diseases like rheumatoid arthritis and testing drugs in arthritis model in rats.
Contagious or communicable diseases are caused by viruses and bacteria.
 
 
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