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Topic: Hand Foot and Mouth Disease

Related:

Disease Foot

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Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Personality:

Suicidal

Currently has on their coffee table:

Food & Wine magazine, Dog World magazine

Dream job(s):

Farmer, Nurse

Favorite body part(s):

Mouth

Favorite great leader(s):

Neville Chamberlain, Primo de Rivera

Favorite royal(s):

Franz Ferdinand

Interest(s):

Sex education, The weather weather's, Travelling

Medical note(s):

Infected with HIV, Produces Anthrax in their basement, Undergoing therapy

Worst habit(s):

Smoking

Favorite quote(s):

"But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near." - Andrew Marvell (1621-1678)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

HAND FOOT & MOUTH DISEASE Hand foot and mouth disease is a common mild and short-lasting condition most often affecting young children.
The Illness Hand, foot and mouth disease has a fall and summer seasonal pattern with a short incubation period of 4 to 6 days.
CDC - Coxsackievirus (Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Recently in June of 1995 a suspicious livestock disease outbreak in Arizona and New Mexico had federal and private veterinarians scurrying for confirmation that the problem at hand was not the foot and mouth virus, but a copycat cousin.
Hand, foot & mouth disease is endemic in Malaysia, which means cases are seen throughout the year.

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