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Topic: Heart Disease

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Personality:

Nervous, Easily addicted

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Dream job(s):

Nurse

Favorite body part(s):

Heart, Lungs, Skin

Favorite food(s):

Vegetarian

Medical note(s):

Heart attack imminent, Taking weight loss pills, Taking Viagra

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Worst habit(s):

Smoking, Drinking, Smoking Marijuana

Favorite quote(s):

"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

This means that organisations with voluntary sector reps on development sub groups such as the coronary heart disease implementation group may also be able to claim reimbursement.
Coronary heart disease projects supported by the Inequalities in Health Fund contribute to the implementation of the National Assembly�s National Service Framework for Coronary Heart Disease.
The Regional Coronary Heart Disease Modernisation Board is chaired by cardiologist Dr Jim Hall and draws its members from clinicians and managers from across the region.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The American Heart Association and our group recommend that patients with coronary artery disease carefully monitor the amount of fatty foods consumed, especially those high in saturated fats.
Coronary Heart Disease Prevention Supplements - Company offers coronary heart disease prevention supplements including Methylate which offers you a natural, herbal and effective way to help prevent cardiac disorders and brain related illnesses like Alzheimer's Disease by lowering your homocysteine levels.
Coronary Heart Disease (CHD) - Caused by restriction of blood flow to the coronary arteries and can present as angina, congestive heart failure or myocardial infarction.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Coronary artery disease occurs when the arteries that carry blood and oxygen to the heart become clogged with plaque.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Program is a stepwise regimen designed to help individuals with coronary heart disease reach their optimum level of functioning.
Fighting Coronary Heart Disease is an event designed to raise awareness of a range of initiatives that encourage young people to make healthy lifestyle choices from an early age.
Cancer, coronary heart disease and stroke are recognised as major priorities - focusing not only on the clinical but also the preventive aspects of the disease.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The coverage is for scans performed at rest or with pharmacological stress for the noninvasive imaging of the perfusion of the heart for the diagnosis and management of patients with known or suspected coronary artery disease provided the PET scan is performed in place of a SPECT scan or following a SPECT scan that was inconclusive.
Coronary Heart Disease 2 1 AWARD ~ the original version won 12 AWARDS!

User Talk

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