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Topic: Symptoms of Kidney Disease

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  Symptoms    Kidney  
  Disease    Polycystic Kidney Disease  
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  Heart Disease Symptoms    Symptoms of Liver Disease  
  Symptoms of a kidney stone    Symptoms of Crohn's disease  
  Symptoms of kidney infections  

 
 
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Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Easily addicted,  Nervous,  Depressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart,  Skin
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Undergoing therapy,  Has cancer
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Drinking,  Smoking,  Taking Ecstasy
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Infected cats have symptoms such as chronic vomiting and weight loss, and some develop secondary amyloidosis, a disease affecting the kidneys that can lead to death.
Some symptoms can be avoided if applicants with kidney disease are careful about the amount of fluid they drink and what they eat between dialysis treatments.
When the kidney disease gets bad enough and they show symptoms (excessive thirst, urination), then we consider them to be in kidney failure.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The severity of the disease varies widely from a complete absence of symptoms and late development of kidney stones to an extremely serious and progressive disease.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

It is particularly important that people with these conditions are aware of the symptoms of kidney disease, as this will help ensure early diagnosis and treatment.
 
 
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