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Topic: Symptoms of Liver Disease

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Personality:Depressive,  Easily addicted,  Nervous
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin,  Heart
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs,  Sleeping
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Uses laxatives,  Has cancer
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Drinking,  Belching
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

 Symptoms may include those associated with liver disease, such as jaundice, abdominal swelling, vomiting of blood and abdominal pain.
Liver resections performed on patients with extrahepatic disease may relieve the symptoms caused by the tumor, but offer little improvement in survival.
There are many symptoms of liver disease.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

 An inconsistent relationship exists between either the symptoms or the degree of liver enzyme abnormality and disease severity as judged histologically.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

 Gastroenterologists are physicians who have completed special training in the diagnosis and treatment of symptoms and diseases of the gastrointestinal tract and liver.
Symptoms of serious liver disease include jaundice (yellowing of the skin or whites of the eyes) and brown urine.
 
 
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