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Topic: Pictures of Lyme disease

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Bad point(s):

Pessimistic, Lazy

Personality:

Depressive, Sad

Currently has on their coffee table:

FHM magazine

Favorite TV show(s):

Charmed

Favorite body part(s):

Skin

Favorite food(s):

Interest(s):

Science

Likes to wear:

Diapers, Burqa

Starsign:

Capricorn

Medical note(s):

Family history of schizophrenia, Infected with HIV

Favorite political figure(s):

Fergus O'Connor

Favorite quote(s):

"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now."
"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

In some cases the laboratory may be able to say that your “picture of Lyme antibodies” is consistent with early disease or with persistent/ recurrent disease.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
jordan danford
2004-12-01 13:46:41

how is lyme disease treated

From:
Mr Charlse Dugal
2005-02-09 05:40:40

ATTN:Managing Director I am a financial consultant based in Burkina Faso. I have a client (a widow) she has USDM45,000,000 with a private equity investment trust company for safe keeping only. She wishes to invest in a stable economy. Her interest is in companies with potentials for rapid growth in long terms.My client is interested in placing part of her fund in your company,if your country's bilaws allows foreign investment.You can contact me for more details via my e-mail address with your reference. Yours faithfully, Mr.charlse Dugal. NB: The fund is free from drug and laundering related offences.and do contact me on this email address:financier-consultant-005@consultant.com

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