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Topic: Medical Info Disease

Related:
  Medical    Disease  
  Medical Center    Medical Information  
  Medical News    Heart Disease  
  Medical Research    Medical Treatment  
  Medical Conditions    Medical Education  
  Medical School    Medical Doctor  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Personality:Depressive,  Suicidal,  Easily addicted
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Lungs,  Skin
Interest(s):Biology
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Undergoing therapy,  Has cancer
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Medical foods have evolved into many variations used to treat conditions ranging from post-surgery to food allergies to digestive diseases.
Mental illnesses are medical diseases of the brain, and are treatable just as heart disease or lung disease.
Medical illnesses that are often associated with impotence are diabetes, heart conditions and kidney and liver diseases.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

County medical officers are to co-operate on matters relating to the prevention of communicable diseases and when necessary, are to exchange information necessary to their activities.
The municipal medical officer shall carry out the tasks related to control of communicable diseases prescribed by this Act.
Army Medical Research Institute of Infectious Diseases here worked closely with the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and the U.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Comorbid medical diseases and mental disorders will significantly influence the strength of the recommendation for abstinence and treatment, and will also have a direct negative effect upon treatment outcome.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Medical researchers similarly are highly concerned with finding mechanisms that explain the occurrence of diseases, for therapeutic as well as theoretical purposes: understanding the mechanism that produces a disease can lead to new ideas about how the disease can be treated.
Medical doctors and clinical scientists around the world have published numerous studies in leading medical journals about the preventative role nutrition can play in the prevention and management of degenerative eye conditions and diseases.
The American Medical Association publishes research articles favorable to plant based nutrition and indicating scientifically determined insights into what causes human diseases.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Dermatology is the medical specialty focused on the diagnosis and treatment of skin diseases.
Allergists are specialized medical doctors that are trained to treat allergic diseases, immunologic disorders and asthma.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Laura
2005-03-29 10:50:01
I'm having trouble with my bones ,I wake up so stiff and in pain that it brings me intopo tears,it started about 6-8 months ago but it got worse now,it'smy bones not my muscles
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