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Topic: Muscular Diseases

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Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair
Intelligence:Retarded
Personality:Nervous,  Depressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine,  People
Favorite activity(s):Sleepwalking sleepwalker
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart,  Brain
Favorite movie(s):This Is Spinal Tap
Favorite sportsperson(s):Lou Gehrig (baseball),  Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball)
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Family history of schizophrenia,  Undergoing therapy,  Taking Valium
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Muscular Dystrophy Society of Ireland provides advice and support services to those “with all neuromuscular conditions including the motor neurone diseases and spinal muscular atrophies.
Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Muscular Dystrophy in Labradors This disease has been called by many names over the years, but is now known as Autosomal Recessive Muscular Dystrophy or ARMD.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

In a genetic disease like muscular dystrophy, all the cells in the patient carry the same abnormal gene, and adult stem cells from the patient would need to be genetically modified.
The current design is for people with Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy or other condition that causes Restrictive Lung Disease.
The Muscular Dystrophy Association has a clinic available for some free medical care for children with Pompe's disease.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

The Muscular Dystrophy Association since 1950 has come along ways in knowing what the disease is and does.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

To find a cure for Muscular Dystrophy and neuromuscular diseases.
MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY: an inherited disease in which the muscles gradually weaken.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The result is that individuals develop genetic diseases like Duchenne muscular dystrophy, Pompe's disease or cystic fibrosis.
This work led to major advances in understanding diseases such as Duchenne muscular dystrophy and cystic fibrosis.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

The Muscular Dystrophy Association is THE source for news and information about neuromuscular diseases, MDA research and services for adults and children with neuromuscular diseases and their families.
 
 
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jan
2005-03-08 14:05:27
i have jerking in my left arm & head when i go to bed. i have have had an mri of both neck & head, and also have done a sleep lab. only finding is degenerative arthritis in neck. i am not satisfied, and i still have jerking, and this keeps me from falling asleep at night.
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