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Topic: Still's Disease

Related:
  Disease    Still one  
  Heart Disease    Infectious Diseases  
  Diseases and Conditions    Still Life  
  Chronic Disease    Centers for Disease Control  
  Medical Info Disease    Alzheimer's disease  
  Coronary Heart Disease    Cardiovascular Disease  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Personality:Depressive,  Nervous,  Suicidal
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart,  Skin
Interest(s):Sex education
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Undergoing therapy,  Has cancer
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana,  Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Africa is still faced with regional and national conflicts, diseases and famine which will stand as the main challenges to those in charge of the new continental organisation.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Conversely diseases such as MS and Parkinson's disease have a very low incidence in some developing countries where staple diets are still largely natural.
Still, at least part of the problem in these diseases seems to involve the brain’s hormonal stress response.
Most of those diseases are now common knowledge, but we are still learning new things about these fun and furry little pets.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

You can still get other sexually transmitted diseases like gonorrhea or syphilis.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

In 1895, waterborne diseases like typhoid and cholera still exacted a dreadful toll across America.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

But most considered that embryos stem cells would still allow treatments for a wider range of diseases than adult cells.
Mental illnesses are brain diseases with a biochemical basis but persons with mental illness are still subjected to these types of advertisements.
There is still some serious debate within the scientific community as to the existence of prions and their role in diseases like the Mad Cow Disease.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Travel vaccinations There are more than 20 different types of travel related vaccines available in Singapore although there are still many diseases that are not vaccine preventable.
This means millions of poor people will still not have access to medicines for diseases such as HIV/Aids, malaria and tuberculosis.
They are still used to routinely treat patients with rheumatoid diseases, symptomatically, not "long-term" curatively.
 
 
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