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Topic: Symptoms and Disease

Related:
  Symptoms    Disease  
  Heart Disease    Infectious Diseases  
  Diseases and Conditions    Symptoms of Parkinson's disease  
  Chronic Disease    Centers for Disease Control  
  Medical Info Disease    Alzheimer's disease  
  Coronary Heart Disease    Cardiovascular Disease  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Personality:Depressive,  Nervous,  Easily addicted
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart,  Skin
Favorite activity(s):Sleepwalking sleepwalker
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Infected with HIV,  Has cancer
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Symptoms of disease are seen as indicators of an underlying cause of illness, perhaps due to improper body function and/or unfavorable dietary or lifestyle habits.
Symptoms of coronary artery disease often begin when less blood flows to the heart muscle.
These diseases are all characterized by chronic or recurrent gastrointestinal symptoms for which no structural or biochemical cause can be found.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Symptoms The disease is present only in the woody parts of trees, occurring most frequently on twigs and branches and sometimes on trunks and scaffold limbs.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Symptoms are not the disease, symptoms are simply the overt or obvious manifestations of disease processes.
Symptoms of anxiety can be precipitated by various diseases and medications.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

It is now largely accepted that the symptoms of the disease arise from a failure of the chemical processes in the brain to function properly.
Diseases are categorized according to natural and supernatural causes and not by the symptoms of the illness.
When symptoms are present, tests and exams are performed to rule out other diseases as well as determine whether a person has cancer of the pancreas.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

There are other diseases and conditions that mimic the neurological symptoms of paraneoplastic disorders and PCD patients are often initially misdiagnosed.
It is very common for people to have a disease and not show any identifiable symptoms and yet to become as immune as another person who almost dies from the same disease.
Every infectious disease is characterized by the SYMPTOMS produced in the average victim of that infectious disease.
 
 
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