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Topic: Shoulder Dislocation

Related:
  Head and Shoulders    Shoulder Pads  
  Shoulder Surgery Exercise    Shoulder Pain  
  Neck and Shoulder Pain    Dislocation  
  Frozen Shoulder    Shoulder  
  Shoulder Injuries    Shoulder muscles  
  Dislocated Shoulder  

 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Patients who have sustained an anterior shoulder dislocation describe severe shoulder pain that may last for several days to one week.
Snowboarders have a much higher rate of upper extremity injuries including wrist fractures, shoulder dislocations, and head injuries.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Dislocations A dislocation is a displacement of one or more bones at a joint and most frequently happens at the shoulder, elbow, thumb, finger or jaw.
Dislocations commonly occur in the shoulder, elbow, finger, thumb and hip joint.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

For frozen shoulder, dislocations, pinched nerves, stiffness and shoulder pain.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Shoulder - rotator cuff tendon tears, impingement syndrome, and recurrent dislocations.
These include shoulder impingement, tears of the rotator cuff muscle tendon, shoulder instability and recurrent dislocations.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

A shoulder dislocation can result in instability of the shoulder that leads to chronic instability.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

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Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Generally speaking, traumatic onset instability begins when an injury causes a shoulder to develop recurrent (repeated) dislocations.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

He had, in the field, set a fractured arm, had reduced both shoulder and hip dislocations, and had seen to the construction of makeshift litters, transport slings, and crutches.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Similarly, a district court found that an individual who had incurred four or five shoulder dislocations prior to undergoing corrective surgery had a "history" of a substantially limiting impairment.
 
 
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