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Topic: LED display

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Stereo system, Camcorder, Wiretap kit

Currently has on their coffee table:

Remote Control

Dream job(s):

Mail carrier

Favorite TV show(s):

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite great thinker(s):

Samuel Morse

Interest(s):

Numerology, Economics

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite sport(s):

Paintball

Favorite computer game(s):

Pong, Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone

Listens to:

AC/DC

Worst habit(s):

Showing off

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Our LED displays are the largest in the industry, require NO MAINTENANCE and last over 100,000 hours of continual use.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

NetLeds is a Gnome applet that displays leds from network load.
Four LEDs provide a binary-coded hexadecimal display to indicate current operating condition.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Displays are bin led lamps graded to ensure uniformity of intensity liquid crystal display and colour when used in information displays.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

The meter displays the output voltage of the vehicles oxygen sensor through 20 LED's.
This is a problem with weak LEDs or LCD displays Mute - so that cop cruising behind you with his radar on doesn't drive you crazy.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

LEDs display the T1/E1 link status, diagnostic modes of operation and line segment errors.
The backlit liquid crystal display and LEDs provide a visual indication of operating conditions and equipment status.
The Display Cricket features a row of 8 bi-color LEDs for visualization of dynamic data.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Status Display LEDs All of our controllers, except the NHRC-2, have status display LEDs that make controller installation and setup a snap.
LED displays can be controlled from a centralized location, using a PC running Windows and LED sign message software; or data transmitter with receivers for a totally wireless network.
LEDs and Digital Displays Monitor Mapboards accommodate built-in LEDs and Digital Readouts that show the status or changes in your system.

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