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Topic: Distance

Related:
  Long Distance    Distance Learning  
  Distance Education    Long Distance Service  
  Long distance calls    Driving Distances  
  Local Long Distance    Travel Distances  
  Long Distance Phone    Distance Degree  
  Distance Learning Course    Long Distance Rates  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:James Watt
Dream job(s):Bus Driver
Favorite activity(s):Going to the beach
Favorite animal(s):Elephant,  Wolf
Favorite great thinker(s):Ptolemy,  Johannes Kepler,  Samuel Morse
Interest(s):Travelling,  Astronomy
Favorite sport(s):Running,  Horseriding,  Walking
Favorite philosopher(s):Sun Tzu
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The assessment would cover areas such as relevant distances and working postures associated with the workstation and include suggestions and instructions to the member of staff on relevant alterations.
He also told the Board that the site distances referred to in the Zoning Ordinance are not clearly defined and asked if a clearer definition could be provided.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Distances to these bright stars, moreover, are often easier to measure with telescopes because of their higher luminosity.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Migrating long distances at night and moving in large groups these birds prefer grassland areas.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Distances do not hamper Wireless Broadband Access.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Brakes are commanded by a high pressure circuit and the four channels ABS 5 system gives up short braking distances even on irregular roads and with not any chance of blocking.
Crossing distances across Grand Avenue would be reduced by the narrowed traffic lanes and bulb-outs proposed at the intersections.
We've calculated braking distances based on standard physics equations and an assumption that a car with modern brakes and tyres will slow at about 0.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Summary distances are in kilometers and miles, while on-road distances are in kilometers, used on all maps and road signs in Europe.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

A map of DNA showing distances between and within genes or specified markers measured in base pairs of DNA.
The distances between galaxies and groups of galaxies that emerged after the Big Bang are increasing faster the farther they are apart.
The difference in sperm whale distances to the sound source between the control and experimental surveys has dropped with the addition of the more recent data.
 
 
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