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Topic: Long Distance Service Provider

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE, New York Times

Favorite possession(s):

Cellular, Mobile phone, Credit card

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Remote Control

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Funeral director, Social worker

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone, Spamming

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet, Finding a job

Membership(s):

Electronic Frontier Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Long-distance service providers can manage the billing for all services by working with overseas and local partners.
Providers of low cost long distance and associated services to the residential and business customer.
Providers of long distance services, including flat rate plans.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Some long distance service providers have begun to charge a fee for processing your bill through your local phone company.
Long Distance Post brings customers to service providers.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Talk America is an integrated communications provider offering local and long distance telecommunications services to residential and small business customers in 25 states.
Mobile communications providers are no longer prohibited from offering long distance service with cellular service.
Telecommunications -- long-distance and cellular service providers Personix is known for delivering excellent quality and responsive service.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Internet service providers were not common and most students relied on long distance phone calls to University modems.

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