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In the News - 10 Jan: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Unlimited Long Distance

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Cellular, Mobile phone, Windows computer

Dream job(s):

Mail carrier, Interior decorator, Banker

Favorite TV show(s):

South Park

Favorite activity(s):

Studying, Shopping

Favorite great thinker(s):

Richard Dawkins

Interest(s):

Computers, Real estate

Favorite movie(s):

North by Northwest

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone, Chatting on ICQ

Favorite destination(s):

Australia

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Does unlimited mean local and long distance calling?

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Plus, get free digital roaming, free long distance, and unlimited night and weekend minutes.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Unlimited supply of numerous stored value long distance, wireless and bankcard offerings.
It offers unlimited bandwidth capabilities over long distances.
Unlimited nights and weekends, free long distance, and free digital roaming!

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Unlimited Monthly Long Distance Card that allows users to make unlimited domestic long distance calls from one phone for only $35.
Now you can get unlimited phone long distance for a flat monthly fee without any other charges to worry about.
For example, company XYZ may offer you unlimited calls to other people who also have company XYZ as their long distance company.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

com enables user to make unlimited long distance voice and video calls from one PC to another.
Unlimited FREE long distance phones; DSL - bring your laptop!

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