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Topic: Linux distribution

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot, HotJobs.com

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Personality:

Analytical

Currently has on their coffee table:

Washington Post, Mac Today

Favorite era(s):

Jurassic times

Favorite body part(s):

Brain

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

StarCraft, Hacking

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Being normal

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

All Linux distributions contain the Linux kernel, but also have other software running in layers and components on top of the Linux kernel.
Linux should make use of all Xbox hardware and allow to install and run software from standard i386 Linux distributions.
Slackware Linux is one of the oldest and most stable distributions of the Linux operating system, which is released under the GNU Public License and is therefore free for anyone to use and modify.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Most distributions of Linux ship with the University of Washington IMAP and POP3 services for providing basic mail services to a variety of clients.
With fewer Linux distributions to certify to, ISVs will save time and money.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Most Linux distributions now use it and have it preinstalled.

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