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Topic: Federal Way School District

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Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Appearance:

Intimidating

Dream job(s):

Teacher, Bus Driver

Favorite artist(s):

Rolf Harris

Education:

Junior High School, Elementary school

Favorite author(s):

Charles Dickens

Favorite TV show(s):

The Simpsons

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Favorite royal(s):

Queen Victoria, Prince Charles

Interest(s):

Sex education

Favorite sport(s):

Cricket

Likes to wear:

School uniform

Favorite movie(s):

Superman

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school

Membership(s):

Girl guides, Boy scouts

Favorite quote(s):

"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin
"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

In 1999 the Tahoma School District joined Highline, Federal Way, and Tukwila as part of the Skills Center Cooperative.

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