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Topic: District light red travel

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  District    Light  
  Travel    Red  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Mistress,  Apartment
Most admires:Jack the Ripper,  Marquise de Sade,  Howard Stern
Currently has on their coffee table:Rolling Stone magazine
Dream job(s):Prostitute
Education:College
Favorite TV show(s):Jerry Springer
Interest(s):Meeting women
Favorite sport(s):Lacrosse,  Racquetball,  American Football
Favorite sportsperson(s):Michael Jordan
Favorite destination(s):United States of America
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being nude in public
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite type of dance(s):The Waltz
Favorite quote(s):"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." - George Burns (1896-1996)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Louis via Denver, where he generated travel money by selling business cards to prostitutes in that city's red-light district.
 
 
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