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Topic: Illinois Divorce Law

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Most admires:

Their father, Their mother, Pamela Anderson

Personality:

Insane

Currently has on their coffee table:

Parenting magazine

Dream job(s):

Lawyer, Private Detective

Favorite activity(s):

Working

Favorite animal(s):

Greyhound

Interest(s):

Law

Favorite movie(s):

Rain Man, American Beauty

Listens to:

Limp Bizkit

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting a divorce, Winning the lottery, Bankruptcy

Favorite quote(s):

"Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd." - William Congreve (1670-1729)
"A man is known by the company he keeps"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Illinois Divorce Law - Advantage to Filing 1st.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Schiller was very active with the Illinois General Assembly in the drafting and passage of major law reforms, including laws governing equitable distribution and no-fault divorce.
Illinois law regarding the payment of attorney's fees in divorce cases was modified June 1, 1997.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Illinois Divorce : Information on avoiding dirty divorce tricks played under Illinois law.
Illinois Divorce Law - Who gets the House.
Illinois Divorce Law - What to Tell Children.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Illinois Family Law and Divorce Center by Attorney at Law Wes Cowell.
Illinois Divorce Law - The Real Test for Custody.
Illinois Divorce Law - Grounds for Divorce in Illinois.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

This course is an overview of the law (with an emphasis on Illinois law) relating to marriage, divorce, annulment, child custody and support, adoption, paternity, and other legal matters involving domestic relations.
He is the principal author of Illinois' joint custody legislation and has published widely on divorce law reform in academic and professional journals and in the popular media.
Illinois law allows a spouse to legally contest the grounds for the divorce, but it does not require that the parties live together even if the divorce can be successfully thwarted.

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