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Topic: PDF DOC

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

IMDb - Internet Movie Database

Most admires:

Che Guevara

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Wiretap kit, Camcorder

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Politics:

Nationalist

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver, Teacher

Favorite TV show(s):

MASH

Favorite great leader(s):

Winston Churchill, Margaret Thatcher

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Downloading MP3's

Favorite quote(s):

"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

See Monthly Plan Also, can you convert some docs to pDF for me tomorrow afternoon?

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The Spy-CD-Wizard Windows set up tool builds a search database from an existing web site, PDF, DOC/RTF, XLS and PPT files and then lets you edit it.
Doc X search can catalog and search html, pdf, doc, xls and with a tool to create index files can search dwg, dxf and dwf files as well.
In addition to our online catalog we offer both Acrobat PDF and Word DOC file formats that are self-loading if you have the appropriate software loaded on your computer.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

AVAILWORKS DOCS: The Availworks Manual in PDF format.
x86-64 Docs (PDF format, offsite)

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Nuclear Radiation Docs from LANL in PDF format.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

pdf extensive docs on modem AT control commands for all Lucent DSP modems.
For example, a cd can include word docs of technical specs, or acrobat pdfs of useful articles or reviews.

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