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Topic: Eye Doctor

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  Eye    Doctors  
  Eye    Open your eyes  
  Blue Eyes    Medical Doctor  
  Make eye    Brown Eyes  
  Black Eye    Eye Care  
  Family Doctor    Mind's Eye  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Nervous,  Depressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker
Favorite activity(s):Taking IQ tests
Favorite body part(s):Eyes,  Teeth,  Heart
Likes to wear:Sunglasses
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Taking Viagra,  Taking Valium
Worst habit(s):Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

There are as many different types of therapists as there are doctors and nobody would want to need a heart doctor but to get seen by an eye doctor.
Some doctors assured me that my eye sight wont get worse furhter and will remain stable,but from the last fue days i feel that its getting worse and i am very much worried about it.
John Fielding,
CEO

The doctors enjoy the convenience of having the surgery suite in the same building as their office and the luxury of being able to direct and work with a highly trained and motivated staff who dedicate all their efforts to excellence in the area of eye surgical patients.
Our Doctors are highly skilled and trained in the detection of eye disease and remain current in the latest technologies and advancements in vision care.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Doctors of Jnana Probodhini Medical Trust who are running 160 bed Sanjeevan Hospital in Pune city and also managing hospital set up by Dabhol Power Company in Ratnagiri district of Maharashtra and Kamala Mehta Eye Hospital in Satara district which is world bank assisted project.
Doctors of Optometry located in Bend, Oregon providing comprehensive eye examinations using the latest equipment and procedures for the detection of subtle eye health and visual performance problem.
Doctors recommend an annual hearing test for everyone as part of a regular health maintenance program, just like periodic eye and dental examinations.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Eye doctors trained in vision therapy are uniquely qualified to treat the visual consequences of traumatic brain injury (birth trauma, closed head trauma, etc.
Eye doctors who specialize in low vision help those with vision problems see better, even if surgery, medications, and conventional glasses can no longer improve sight.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

These eye doctors usually do a circuit of various optical stores who provide the space, staff, equipment and salary on top of their OHIP billings.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Moran Eye Center doctors are faculty members in the Department of Ophthalmology and Visual Sciences at the University of Utah School of Medicine.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Eye Disease and Emergencies The doctors at GELC are trained and licensed to detect eye disease and prescribe medications for the eye, including the treatment of glaucoma.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
charles
2005-03-02 10:46:01
i have a dark spot on my eye i can only see this when i close my other eye i can not see very well out of is eye
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