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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Most admires:Florence Nightingale,  Florence Nightingale
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Depressive,  Suicidal
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker,  Lawyer
Favorite body part(s):Eyes,  Heart,  Teeth
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Taking Viagra
Worst habit(s):Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Find out how ActiveDocs is helping doctors, nurses and healthcare workers create patient documentation and clinical reports.
Many doctors use this site to find current immunization recommendations and health alerts for patients traveling abroad.
Find public medical assistance programs, hospitals and doctors and check out this prescription resource list for medications.
John Fielding,
CEO

Since pharmacists are acknowledgeable advisers and consultants to doctors, most graduates find jobs in hospitals or private companies to act as dispensing pharmacists and clinical advisers.
Find doctors and other providers at Methodist Hospital by searching our list of more than 50 specialties.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The doctors say that I am fine because they can't find the active disease in my system but I have lived nonstop in pain since I was diagnosed and my whole life I have been exceptionally healthy.
Find out why MCHC is superior to all other calcium supplements, and why informed doctors are recommending it to their patients concerned about bone loss.
Doctors cannot find any abnormal beating in my resting heart rate, but if they listened to it when I'm having one of these attacks, they may think differently.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

No doctors could find the problem until physical therapist Gary Gray discovered Fedyk's right leg was shorter than the left and had caused his hip muscles to deteriorate.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Doctors are traveling to third world countries to find out about local medical lore, herbals used by isolated tribes and are asking local shamans and tribal healers about their knowledge.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Doctors diagnosing a case of blisters that might be caused by anthrax could find help in a new software program and Internet service developed by a Rochester-area company.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Doctors all over the world search the National Marrow Donor Program Registry of donors and cord blood units to find a match for their patients who need a transplant.
 
 
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