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Topic: Doctors Hospital

Related:
  Hospital    Doctors  
  Medical Doctor    General Hospital  
  Family Doctor    University Hospital  
  Memorial Hospital    Hospital Beds  
  Doctor's Office    Doctor Information  
  Mental Hospital    Ask your doctor  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Favorite body part(s):Heart
Most admires:Florence Nightingale,  Florence Nightingale,  Edmund Hillary
Personality:Insane
Favorite computer game(s):SimCity
Favorite movie(s):One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby,  Making the world a better place
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent,  Family history of schizophrenia,  Infected with HIV
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite TV show(s):ER
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Doctors, HMOs, hospitals and other healthcare providers have a duty to provide a certain level of quality when treating patients.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Doctors and hospitals would be freed from the concomitant burdens and expenses of paperwork created by having to deal with multiple insurers with different rules - often rules designed to avoid payment.
Doctors, laboratories and hospitals are required by law to notify a range of communicable disease to the NSW Health Department.
Doctors and hospitals involved in the patients' treatment make every effort to contain their costs such that our applicants are relieved of any undue financial hardship.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Doctors there were also puzzled, but admitted Douglas to the hospital and put him on a feeding tube for 24 hours to see if he would gain weight through precisely controlled nutrition and fluid intake.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Doctors and hospitals seem to use personal digital assistants mainly for billing and keeping schedules.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Doctors are obliged to notify the Coroner of deaths that have occurred in a wide range of hospital situations, particularly after surgical interventions.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Doctors in many hospitals and cancer centers across the country conduct clinical trials as new drugs and other therapies become available for treating cancer patients.
Many doctors and hospitals are finding bacteria increasingly difficult to eradicate as resistant strains develop, sometimes even changing their natural structure to fight off the antibiotics.
Doctors are not required to tell patients about risk or exposure to hospital germs.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Doctors, hospital spokespeople, elected officials and judges are unlikely to publically endorse euthanasia as a means of disposing of indigent patients or of covering up physician or hospital staff blunders.
Independent hospitals are under siege from different economic forces and providing great doctors in Pennsylvania is becoming increasingly difficult with malpractice rates skyrocketing.
 
 
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