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Topic: Medical Doctor

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Most admires:

Florence Nightingale, Florence Nightingale

People talk about their ..:

Childhood trauma

Personality:

Suicidal, Depressive

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Dream job(s):

Nurse, Social worker, Lawyer

Education:

Post-graduate

Favorite TV show(s):

Favorite body part(s):

Heart, Teeth

Medical note(s):

Undergoing therapy, Has cancer, Family history of schizophrenia

Favorite quote(s):

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Medical examinations are performed by MCA approved doctors who are appointed to meet geographical and industry needs.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

There are medical doctors who recommend and even consume these foods, in particular some who have managed remission of their own cancers.
Conventional medical doctors use prescribed medication to help reduce the pain and inflammation associated with arthritis.
Medical doctors must know the causes of disorders before they can define them and detrmine the urgency of need for treatment.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Medical sex is full of sexy nude nurses horny naked doctors speculums gynecological exams live video.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Medical doctors say that maca root works in a fundamentally different way than viagra by promoting optimal functioning of the hypothalamus and the pituitary, thereby improving the functioning of all the endocrine glands.
Medical doctors and therapists alike have discovered that riding therapy can achieve results that cannot be reproduced in a gym, or other traditional therapy settings.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Our doctors are active researchers who regularly publish their findings in highly respected international neurological journals and medical textbooks.
These doctors are established professionals who have either current practices in the field of alternative medicine or have been published as researchers of new and innovative medical treatments.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Dermatologists are medical doctors that specialize in the medical and surgical care of skin, hair and nails.
Medical doctors at the Sinai Hospital of Baltimore have now found that supplementation with magnesium markedly decreases the frequency of these serious complications.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Doctors and medical clinics are located in nearby Mendocino and an emergency preparedness program and procedures have been instituted with the Mendocino Coast Hospital in Fort Bragg.

User Talk

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From: Sandy 2005-03-15 08:36:31	What are the symptoms of a bladder infection?
From: TOYINBO MEMORIA HOSPITAL 2005-08-15 11:33:06	PATIENT IN DANGER!!!. Attn: MD., Dear Sir, In line with our desire to fulfill our vision in our mission in bringing soc-cur to human endeavor, we hereby present our request before your corporate hospital I know you might be astonished reading this letter and i,m also happy to meet you through this media, in a brief introduction. I am Dr Muhameed A. Idris, from TOYINBO MEMORIA HOSPITAL, LAGOS NIGERIA, AFRICA. I am representing a group of people or organization that care much about the life of poor or patients in our hospital infarct i am a qualify doctor of a general hospital here in Nigeria at the same time operate a private hospital of my own. In our hospital, we have allot of patients that are suffering from different types of diseases such as, HIV/aids, heart attack, high blood pressure, appendicitis and intestinal diseases. Especially this man,Mr Olu Adrniji, suffering from the cancer of the lung, we are trying to do some operations for him and if this operations is not done within a stipulated time he may give up. Please, I want an information about how i can get a patient from Nigeria in Africa to your Hospital, all we need to know for now is the condition of your hospital regarding the documents needed for the patients to have and what you can do in the process. This also will have to do with VISA, the amount we will need to pay for the treatment all together, this are the important informations we will be waiting for from your hospital. Lastly, I will like you to reply me back through my private email address: muhameed_idri@yahoo.ca. We are patiently looking forward to hear from you again. Thanks in anticipation. Yours Faithfully. Dr Muhameed A. Idris. Chief Medical Doctor. TOYINBO MEMORIA HOSPITAL (We Care,But God Heals) Plot 28.Ajibodu Street,Karaole, Estate,Ifako-Ijaiye. College Road,Ogba. Lagos,Nigeria Email: toyinbomemorialhospital@yahoo.com

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