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Topic: Dog

Related:
  Dogs and Cats    Dog Breeds  
  Hot Dog    Pet Dog  
  Puppy Dog    Dog Food  
  Dog Training    Dog Show  
  Dog House    Find dog  
  Big Dog    Small Dog  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Aggressive,  Spoilt brat
Politics:Animal rights,  Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine,  Cat Fancy magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite animal(s):Dog,  Rottweiler,  Poodle
Likes to wear:Leash
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian,  Horseriding,  Walking
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Dogs over 20 pounds or that will grow to be over 20 pounds must have a fenced yard.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

There were dogs trailing every imaginable kind of rope and can and bottle, and soon they had toppled the paint at the other window and the whole scene had the look of a flashback in an Italian movie.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

If two dogs were otherwise equal and one had no thumb mark and the other black legs the former should win as a thumb mark is easier to attain than the eradication of black legs.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Dogs are welcome, and users of the farmhouse have the priviledge to hunting rights on the property.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Dogs that get most of their exercise on a leash can develop shorter length of stride simply due to using their muscles incorrectly.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Aussies are smart dogs and your likely will learn quickly not to mess inside at night.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

These dogs are incredibly quick and it is a good idea to have a fenced yard.
Dogs living in homes with very high outdoor currents nearby were nearly seven times more likely to develop lymphomas than control dogs.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

The dogs are bred and raised in Ontario until their approximately 18 months old, then play turns to training when they are placed into small teams with our old veterans to gain the experience of team work and the trail savvy they will need.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Dogs with oily skin should stop producing so much oil.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Patrol dogs are also able to track criminal suspects that have fled.
These dogs are not neglected and the owners should not be prosecuted for confining their pets to their own property as required by law.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
fuck you
2005-03-03 10:36:02
suck my big balls u pansy
From:
Joyce
2005-06-27 14:09:46
Why does my dog the feces of another dog in my household?
From:
chodwanglecheesegraterchimp
2005-08-21 03:03:20
helloo
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