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Topic: Dog Facts

Related:
  Fact    Dog  
  Dogs and Cats    Facts of Life  
  Dog Breeds    Fact Book  
  Hot Dog    Pet Dog  
  Puppy Dog    Dog Food  
  Dog Training    Dog Show  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Aggressive,  Spoilt brat
Favorite animal(s):Dog,  Rottweiler,  Poodle
Politics:Animal rights,  Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine,  Cat Fancy magazine
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian,  Horseriding,  Walking
Likes to wear:Leash
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

It is a sad fact but many dogs do run away from home during firework season even dogs that has previously shown no fear of fireworks can occasionally take flight at the loud noises and flashes in the sky.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

In fact, spaying female dogs and cats eliminates the possibility of developing uterine or ovarian cancer and greatly reduces the threat of mammary cancer.
Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

We were in fact still unaware of an impending cyclone forecast but we assumed as much as the wind was fairly shrieking, the birds had disappeared and the dogs commenced to howl.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

The fact does not by itself prove that dogs should be outlawed, or that the law should require that dogs always be locked up if children might come nearby.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Described are facts that dogs took place in myths and funeral customs and even were part of the diet of aborigines of the islands.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

FACT: Both male and female dogs live longer healthier lives if they are spayed or neutered.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The fact that achiasmatic dogs have similar structural deficits suggests that the defects in area centralis is not caused directly by the albino mutation itself but is a secondary effect produced by decussation errors.
The fact that the optic chiasm is normal in acallosal mice and that the corpus callosum is apparently normal in achias matic dogs emphasizes that multiple loci control the devel opment of midline structures.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Dogs that have not received the complete basic vaccination are often still at risk despite the fact that they have received one or two vaccinations already.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

This was mainly due to the fact that during and after the genocide dogs fed on human remains and would hunt in packs attacking those who ventured out at night.
The purification process was slow due to the fact that many fanciers were still breeding for fighting dogs as well as the fact that Japan was involved in wars including World War II.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Inbreeding is not really a bad thing, in fact all purebred dogs are inbred or they would not resemble their breed and would look more like feral dogs.
 
 
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Comments from our users:
From:
Rachel
2005-05-14 03:10:21
We have a half black lab half boarder collie. She constantly wants to lick people. My son wants to know why dogs lick people.
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