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Topic: Dog Fight

Related:
  Fight    Dog  
  Dogs and Cats    Dog Breeds  
  Hot Dog    Pet Dog  
  Puppy Dog    Dog Food  
  Dog Training    Dog Show  
  Dog House    Find dog  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Muhammad Ali
Bad point(s):Evil
Personality:Aggressive,  Happy
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine
Favorite TV show(s):Jerry Springer,  America's Most Wanted
Favorite body part(s):Fists
Favorite actor(s):Bruce Lee
Favorite animal(s):Rottweiler,  Dog,  Cat
Likes to wear:School uniform
Favorite sport(s):Boxing
Favorite sportsperson(s):Mohammed Ali (boxing)
Listens to:Fiona Apple,  Sugar Ray
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

ARTHRIX for Dogs and Cats fights the cause, treats the symptoms and helps prevent pet arthritis.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Likening dog fights to aerial boxing bouts, Lt.
Dog fighting took over as a spectator sport at which visitors, trainers and owners bet on the outcome of fights.
Since the dog's ears are vulnerable to injury during fights and bleed profusely the cropped ears prevented this.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Chained dogs are also easy targets for thieves looking to steal animals for sale to research institutions or to be used as training fodder for organized animal fights.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The innards are thrown to the ground and the other pigs and the village dogs combine in a melee as each fights for a share of the feast.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

They are sweet animals but they had a huge fight with these dogs and let's just say the donkeys won the fight and there were some canine casualties in the pen.
When Dogs Fight There is nothing scarier than having 2 or more dogs in your home who can't get along, especially big ones.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Neutered dogs and cats tend to fight less and are less likely to become lost due to straying from home in search of a mate.
He fights like a dog and has pulled the Aussies out of tough situations on many occasions.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Triumph fights his way out of the dog park and poops on the fat cats in this Eminem spoof.
The dogs are starting to fight back: Ya wanna have a piece of me?
 
 
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