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Topic: Find dog

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  Find    Dog  
  People find    Dogs and Cats  
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  Find Files    Dog Breeds  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Aggressive,  Spoilt brat
Favorite animal(s):Dog,  Rottweiler,  Cat
Politics:Animal rights,  Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine,  Cat Fancy magazine
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian,  Walking,  Horseriding
Likes to wear:Leash
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I find that many of the dogs eating raw meat end up with pancreas problems early on.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Longhaired dogs may benefit from putting a comb through their coat to find ticks that are hidden and have not yet burrowed.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Dogs that are not spayed/neutered will often escape from the fenced yard in order to find a mate.
Some dogs regardless of how attentive they are indoors find the lure of outdoors more reinforcing that you are.
There are so many dogs and puppies that have been misplaced from their homes or never had the chance to find a good home.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

These dogs are certified by the Office of Emergency Services and are also used on search and rescue missions to find lost or missing living persons.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Dogs receive valuable nutrients from material that we humans find totally repugnant.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Find out how these dogs help Protect New Zealand against pests and diseases and collect all seven.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Dogs are a very important part of our lives and since we just lost our pal, Rocky, we need to find a new companion for our family.
Find a Penpal with interest in dogs!
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

These dogs are used to track suspects, find missing persons and evidence and detect narcotics and potential life threatening devices that may be hidden from the site of the Officers.
Our dogs have also demonstrated their ability to track lost children and to find evidence discarded by fleeing suspects.
 
 
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