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Topic: Dog food Purina

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Hunger Site

Personality:

Aggressive

Currently has on their coffee table:

Dog World magazine, Cat Fancy magazine

Dream job(s):

Hitman

Favorite board game(s):

Mahjong

Favorite actor(s):

Mark Wahlberg, Bruce Lee

Favorite food(s):

Chinese

Favorite animal(s):

Poodle, Rottweiler, Dog

Interest(s):

Geneology

Likes to wear:

Leash

Listens to:

Jazz

Favorite philosopher(s):

Voltaire

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Membership(s):

World Vision

Favorite quote(s):

"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Quality foods such as Iams, Science Diet, Purina Pro are examples of quality dog foods.
Check your dog and cat food bags for weight circles from Purina Proplan and CNM Rx diets for donation to SADSAC.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

When Ralston-Purina wanted an inventory of mouth watering dog foods, we found the key to consumer excitement.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Purina One Dog Food Coupon Please supply the information requested below to receive your free coupon.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Find Purina Puppy Chow and other dog food brands here.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Ralston Purina salutes the important work of these organizations and is pleased to provide the food, at no charge, for the puppies while they are being socialized in foster families, as well as feeding the adult dogs during training.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Liz Thornton 2004-11-10 02:48:14	I have 3 differant breeds of dogs,Two are over weight one thin.What dog food has the best diet for them all?
From: Lynn Rondeau 2005-04-16 10:21:10	I am a voulenteer a local shealter in Houlton Maine. I am trying to help them raise money and saw on the internet that alot of shealters are collecting weight circles from Purina dog food and I don't know how to sign up to get started. could you please help me out. lynnr110@excite.com thankd.
From: Cindy Burleson 2005-09-08 15:05:40	I buy Purina Healthy Morsels dog food. For college homework I have to list the first 10 ingredients in a label and what nutrients they contribute to each. ground yellow corn, ground wheat, lamb meal, brewers rice, corn gluten meal, animal fat with mixed tocopherols, meat and meat bone meal, soybean meal, surar, water sorbitol, Would you tell me what nutrients these 10 items have in each. Thank you

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