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Topic: Dog House Heaters

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Hunger Site

Most admires:

Tom Green

Favorite possession(s):

Vacuum cleaner, Gas oven, House

Currently has on their coffee table:

New Scientist, The Times

Politics:

Green

Favorite TV show(s):

That 70's Show, Roswell

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping

Favorite book(s):

"Devil's Dictionary" by Ambrose Bierce

Interest(s):

The weather weather's

Listens to:

Bob Dylan

Medical note(s):

Produces Anthrax in their basement

Favorite time of year:

Winter

Membership(s):

World Wildlife Fund, Greenpeace

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Go to drop the dogs at my house only to receive a message from Matt's wife that the basement is flooded (broken water heater)
the house is slowly warming up, and the dog has settled in right in front of the heater.
Discount Dog House Heaters.

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