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Topic: Dog houses and igloos

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bernito Mussolini

Favorite possession(s):

Baseball cap, House, Gas oven

Intelligence:

Stupid

Personality:

Aggressive

Politics:

Apathetic

Currently has on their coffee table:

Cat Fancy magazine, Dog World magazine

Dream job(s):

Dog groomer

Favorite era(s):

1700s

Favorite animal(s):

Cat, Dog

Favorite sport(s):

Volleyball, Lacrosse, Bowling

Likes to wear:

Vinyl, Leash

Favorite time of year:

Winter

Favorite quote(s):

"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain

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Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Plywood, 2x4s, indoor/outdoor carpeting, styrofoam insulation and roof shingles for feeding stations, dog houses and igloos for our feral cat colonies.

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