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Topic: Dog Labs

Related:
  Lab    Dog  
  Dogs and Cats    Dog Breeds  
  Hot Dog    Pet Dog  
  Puppy Dog    Dog Food  
  Dog Training    Dog Linux and Black Lab  
  Dog Show    Dog House  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Stereo system
Personality:Aggressive
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine,  Cat Fancy magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite animal(s):Dog,  Rottweiler,  Poodle
Interest(s):Computers,  Biology,  Chemistry
Favorite movie(s):A Beautiful Mind
Likes to wear:Leash
Listens to:Industrial
Worst habit(s):Showing off
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

An overweight dog is extremely unhealthy and I cannot tell you how many greyhound picnics I go to and see fat greyhounds that look like labs.
Labs are big dogs, and they usually outweigh and far out-muscle young children.
Labs are wonderful people dogs, more likely to lick someone to death than hurt them.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Johns water dogs, which bear a strong resemblance to modern Labs, are known to have flourished over many decades.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

It seems that a company named Nature Labs has been making a perfume for dogs named Timmy Holedigger.
Most rescued Labs are about one year old or older, although we occasionally get younger dogs.
The following Labs are special dogs that have been rescued by Midwest Labrador Retriever Rescue, Inc.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Labrador Retriever: Labs are highly intelligent and have an easy going disposition with children, adults, and other dogs.
The toy dogs are grouped only with similarly sized toy dogs, so there is no trampling under the feet of labs and goldens.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The labs will consider it just too much hassle to import the dogs, given the trouble you have with quarantine and importation of living animals.
Labs are extremely popular dogs and have been for years, many people breed their Labs just because they are good hunters and this is not good.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Our plans are to build both a heated kennel for our rescued dogs as well as a training facility and compound to better serve the Labs.
 
 
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