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Topic: Large Dogs

Related:
  Large    Dog  
  Dogs and Cats    Large breed dogs  
  Large size    Dog Breeds  
  Hot Dog    Pet Dog  
  Puppy Dog    Large family  
  Dog Food    Dog Training  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):House
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Aggressive,  Spoilt brat
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine,  Cat Fancy magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer,  Farmer
Favorite animal(s):Dog,  Rottweiler,  Poodle
Likes to wear:Leash
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian,  Horseriding,  Walking
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Dogs are not permitted to run at large on public streets or highways, public parks, school grounds or on private lands without the permission of the property owner.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

They are large dogs; the girl Belle is around 65 lbs and the male Beau is around 70 lbs.
Dogs are more likely to break their teeth when eating large knuckle bones and bones sawn lengthwise than if eating meat and bone together.
Most dogs were large breeds, or dogs >50 pounds body weight.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Large dogs are boarded in a 4 x 14 foot kennel run, and smaller dogs are placed in airy, spacious, stainless steel bungalows.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Large breed dogs are exported to and bred in several countries for meat because of their size, rapid growth, and large numbers of puppies in litters.
Medium and large dogs bred for work of various kinds typically need more exercise than small dogs bred to be house pets.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Dogs are abandoned every day because their owners didn't realize that their cute little puppy would grow up to be a very large dog with real needs.
Large Dogs for Adoption To find out where and when our adoption days will be held please look at our Calendar of Adoption Days.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Dogs are a serious problem in rural Okanogan County and Dog related calls for service consume a large amount of Sheriff's Deputies time.
Dogs running at large will be impounded and cost and fines must be paid before the dog is released to the owner.
Dogs are not permitted to run at large, and owners are required to remove immediately all feces deposited by their dogs on public or private property.
 
 
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