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Topic: Little Dog

Related:
  Dogs and Cats    Hot Dog  
  Little People    Little Time  
  Little Things    Little Rock  
  Little Bit    Little  
  Little Boy    Dog  
  Dog Breeds  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Aggressive,  Spoilt brat
Politics:Animal rights,  Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine,  Cat Fancy magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite animal(s):Dog,  Rottweiler,  Poodle
Likes to wear:Leash
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Activity: Pugs are generally very active little dogs and they love their daily exercise Regular walks are essential to keep them fit and prevent them from getting overweight.
Commercial pet foods bear little or no resemblance to the diets that dogs or cats would naturally choose for themselves in the wild.
All dogs need access to a little grass which they eat from time to time to maintain their natural digestive balance.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

We were told that Gracie loved dogs, so off we went in search of a little house dog that we could cuddle with and that Gracie could play with.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Pembrokes are sturdy little dogs whose origins lie in assisting Welsh farmers.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Patou alerted to the feral dogs that were getting a little to close to the far perimeter of the fence on the furthest side.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

There is very little difference in letting a domestic cat kill wildlife than watch domestic dogs kill foxes.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Meanwhile, little selection pressure seems to be exerted on some traits that would improve animal welfare and produce dogs better suited to modern society.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

As a little girl, I thought all cats were girls and all dogs were boys.
I am a little shy and I need to go to a home with other dogs because I need a companion.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

There were so many dogs that we wanted to love and after a walk through all of the rows of kennels, we found two little dogs in the same stall, one was barking and dancing around and one was huddled in the corner.
She thinks little dogs are cute at a distance close up they are her "toys" so she would be best in a household with one female and one male dog of her size.
 
 
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