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Topic: Lost Dog

Related:
  Lost    Dog  
  Dogs and Cats    Dog Breeds  
  Hot Dog    Pet Dog  
  Puppy Dog    Dog Food  
  Dog Training    Dog Show  
  Dog House    Find dog  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Hunger Site
Most admires:Rob Roy
Appearance:Overweight
Bad point(s):Lazy
Personality:Aggressive
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine,  Dog World magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer,  Private Detective,  Lawyer
Favorite animal(s):Dog,  Cat,  Rottweiler
Favorite sport(s):Hunting
Likes to wear:Leash
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Many athletic dogs have lost in competition to less athletic dogs that are just a little more focused and slightly better trained.
John Fielding,
CEO

The Dogs lost a lot of credibility with the RL public over the salary cap fiasco.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Leashed dogs are permitted on Crescent and Gold Bluffs Beaches; the parking and picnic areas of Redwood Information Center and Lost Man Creek; and the Freshwater Spit Overnight Use Area.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

We are lost in our knowledge that the criminals who have let loose the dogs of war must be stopped and must be brought to justice for the sake of the neighbor, so that no more innocent deaths will occur.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

FRECKLES is the delightful story of a lost puppy named Freckles and his debut adventure with the Big Wild Dogs that live in the forest.
I just lost my sheltie Romeo that I have had for 11 years and it is refreshing to see such good people taking care of such special dogs!
Lady has dogs all her life and recently lost an old dog and would like another for companionship to herself and other dog.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Dogs are a very important part of our lives and since we just lost our pal, Rocky, we need to find a new companion for our family.
It is my understanding that you have received very graphic pictures of baby prairie dogs missing legs lost to the machines along with a necropsy report showing proof of how the vacuum kills prairie dogs.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Neutered dogs and cats tend to fight less and are less likely to become lost due to straying from home in search of a mate.
Domesticated animals like dogs and cats have lost their natural instinct to produce only the young they can care for.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Our dogs have also demonstrated their ability to track lost children and to find evidence discarded by fleeing suspects.
 
 
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