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Topic: Dog Pound

Related:
  Pound    Dog  
  Dogs and Cats    Dog Breeds  
  Hot Dog    Pet Dog  
  Puppy Dog    Dog Food  
  Dog Training    Dog Show  
  Dog House    Find dog  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Hunger Site
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Aggressive,  Spoilt brat
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine,  Dog World magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite food(s):Hamburgers,  Anything with salt,  Anything with tomato sauce
Favorite animal(s):Rottweiler,  Dog,  Greyhound
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian
Likes to wear:Leash
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Dogs weigh between 70 and 85 pounds and bitches weigh between 55 and 70 pounds.
He is going to be a big dog with a max weight of approximately 85 to 100 pounds but is definitely just a big ole teddy bear!
A normal dog should drink about a cup of water per ten pounds of body weight.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

A dog weighting 25 pounds received an injection of two ounces of an active U.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Dogs under 15 pounds may use smaller discs provided by their owners.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

The remaining five dogs all piled on top of us and soon I was buried under a pile of several hundred pounds of large furry dogs.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Duff is not Josh but he is a very loving dog if you only give him a chance and understand that he had been in a lot of homes and pounds before he came to us.
The dog snapper is the largest of the Pacific snappers with the world record of 78 pounds held by a resort in Costa Rica.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Dogs up to 60 pounds in downstairs cottages, well behaves small dog upstairs.
My dogs are about 30 pounds, and they are of an old breed that were originally used for ratters, stable protection, and all around farm dogs with a terrier type temperament.
Desexing your dog is an effective safety measure to ensure that you are not responsible for unwanted puppies that often end up in our pounds and shelters.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Some are dogs that are on doggy death row at the local animal pounds, others are owner turn in's that are no longer wanted by their families.
 
 
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