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Topic: Westminster Dog Show

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Personality:

Aggressive

Politics:

Animal rights

Currently has on their coffee table:

Dog World magazine, Cat Fancy magazine

Dream job(s):

Dog groomer, Model

Favorite book(s):

"The Bridges of Madison County" by Robert James Waller

Favorite actor(s):

Errol Flynn

Favorite animal(s):

Poodle, Dog, Greyhound

Likes to wear:

Leash

Favorite sport(s):

Equestrian, Horseriding, Walking

Listens to:

Cher

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show: CH Bella Vita The Full Monty ("Monty") goes BOS.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Multiple invitations to the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

"Grooming" conjures up pictures of expensive salons for poodles or Shih Tzus or images of the prestigious Westminster Kennel Club dog show.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

12 at the 126th Annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, held at New York City�s Madison Square Garden.
Many of the dogs competing here go on to the Westminster Kennel Dog Show in Madison Square Gardens, New York City, New York.
Westminster Dog Show and lots of related events and schmoozes.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Westminster Kennel Club is the Kentucky Derby of Dog shows.
The first Cavalier to win "Best of Breed" and a Toy Group placement at Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show,
Salilyn's Condor, to Top Dog, All-Breeds in 1992 and to Best in Show at Westminster Kennel Club in 1993.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Congratulations to Furman (Manek), Malina, Pilgrim and Olivia on their success at Westminster Kennel Club dog show!

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Erin & "Apache" are on their way to Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show this month as the #1 All Breed Junior Handler in the USA!

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