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Topic: Dog Worm

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Most admires:

Jane Fonda

Bad point(s):

Lazy

Currently has on their coffee table:

Cat Fancy magazine, Dog World magazine

Dream job(s):

Dog groomer

Favorite body part(s):

Lungs

Favorite animal(s):

Frog, Lizard, Turtle

Favorite religious figure(s):

Martin Luther

Favorite great thinker(s):

Charles Darwin

Favorite sport(s):

Fishing

Medical note(s):

Infected with HIV, Uses laxatives, Undergoing therapy

Worst habit(s):

Belching

Favorite quote(s):

"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Dogs with higher numbers of worms are generally found to have more severe cardiac and pulmonary disease changes.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Dogs infected with tapeworms will pass small segments of the worms in their stool.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

The worms grow into infective larvae and are transmitted to other dogs by the infected mosquito.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Most dogs eventually have a case of worms at some point in their lives.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

These worms are in so many dogs because of the unique way that they reproduce.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Worms that infect dogs are specific to the dog.
Worms can infect even the healthiest dog or cat.
Worms - There are four types of worms that can be found in dogs.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

All dogs must be vaccinated and treated for worms and fleas.
Dogs with adult heartworm must be treated with a series of injections of an arsenical compound to kill the worms.
Most dogs and cats who have worms have no symptoms.

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