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Topic: Dolly the sheep

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Golf clubs

Favorite website(s):

Rotten.com -sie -zu -eine

Favorite book(s):

"Jurassic Park" by Michael Crichton

Interest(s):

Science

Currently has on their coffee table:

New Scientist, The Times

Favorite computer game(s):

Tetris, Minesweeper, PacMan

Favorite movie(s):

Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Austin Powers

Medical note(s):

Undergoing therapy

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Cloning themselves

Favorite era(s):

The future

Worst habit(s):

Arguing

Favorite quote(s):

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." - Woody Allen (1935-)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life

Expert Talk

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Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

What should be the second most famous sheep in history, the ewe that Dolly was cloned from, died in anonymity and was probably eaten by some unsuspecting Scottish family.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Dolly the Amazing Cloned Sheep Dance.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

The cloned sheep was called Dolly after Dolly Parton because the transferred cell was from the donor's udder.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Dolly is now five years old but the udder cell from which she was cloned was from a sheep aged six years (8)

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

In a study to be published this week in the journal Science, researchers from three Japanese institutions report that the calves were cloned with techniques similar to those used to clone the famed Scottish sheep known as Dolly.
The cloned sheep, Dolly, developed arthritis, which some scientists attribute to an acceleration of aging when she was cloned.
The recent highly publicised arrival of the first cloned mammal, Dolly the sheep, represents a new dimension in the development of animal breeding technology.

User Talk

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