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Topic: Lotus Domino

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

HotJobs.com

Currently has on their coffee table:

Car and Driver magazine

Religion(s):

Buddhist

Favorite food(s):

Chinese

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
The Karma Sutra

Favorite religious figure(s):

Siddhartha Gautama

Interest(s):

Computers

Likes to wear:

Mooks

Favorite movie(s):

James Bond

Favorite sport(s):

Motor car racing, Dragon Boat Racing

Starsign:

Pisces

Listens to:

REM, Santana

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Being reincarnated as a termite, Being a James Bond girl

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Lotus Domino's open platform helped enable the data collected to be shared across many assistance agencies.

John Fielding,
CEO

Lotus Notes and Domino 6 includes more than a thousand new and enhanced features that can help improve productivity and reduce overall cost of ownership.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Lotus Domino's multiple interfaces to a single object model enable a developer to pick the best language for the task, reusing his skills in new applications and solutions.
Lotus Domino 6 provides a new JSP tag library as an easy-to-use interface to the Domino Java objects.
Lotus Domino Server add-in tasks are custom tasks that you write and add to the set of tasks in the Lotus Domino Server software.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Lotus has just released Lotus Domino and Notes Release 5.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

GroupShield for Lotus Domino can also scan the message body of email text.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Lotus Domino is a cross platform application and web server for the development and implementation of combined intranet extranet applications, providing effective collaboration, messaging and content management.
Lotus Domino is a cross platform application server for the rapid development and implementation of intranet/extranet applications, providing the engine for collaboration, messaging, scheduling, e learning and knowledge management solutions.
Lotus Domino is a cross platform application server for the development and implementation of combined intranet extranet applications, providing effective collaboration, messaging, and content management.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Existing Lotus Fax for Domino customers are eligible for special pricing when they upgrade to VSI Fax for Notes.
Lotus is gearing up to port its SmartSuite and Notes/Domino suites to Linux.

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